Thursday, August 26, 2010

letter scrambles

DORMITORY:
When you re-arrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you re-arrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you re-arrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you re-arrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you re-arrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you re-arrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you re-arrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you re-arrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you re-arrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you re-arrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you re-arrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you re-arrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you re-arrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you re-arrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you re-arrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Monday, August 23, 2010

oneliners

Twitter has been great source for oneliners for me. I really love them. Here are some for you all to enjoy:

Man comes home from work & tells his wife: i fired the truck driver Bcuz he allmost ran me over WIFE: i think u should give him 1more Chance

Met my bank manager today. He asked me the quickest way to hospital, so I pushed him in the path of a passing ambulance.

My wife has just delivered twin boys and let me name them.From her reaction, I'm guessing Pete and Repeat wasn't the best choice.

I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. Using that logic.. I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs

My wife said whatever i get her for her birthday, she will wear. so i'm buying her nothing, it's a win-win situation.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Twitter Account

I found few users in twitter who post really funny one liners. You can also follow them:

http://twitter.com/funnyoneliners
and
http://twitter.com/funnyhumour

So, follow these guys and laugh out aloud!