Friday, January 27, 2006

Romeo's C program

This is a simple C program which shows the activities of collge Romoes. One of my friends (Rajendra, thanks), sent it to me. I think it is pretty good to post in my blog.

Some programmers, if you are looking at it, might find some errors. I haven't tried to work with it at all. If you want to run it, you can give it a try.

Happy programming.

#define MAAL beautiful_lady

goto college;

if(lady == MAAL)
while( !reply )

printf("I Love U");



if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")

else if(reply == "I Love U")
lover = MAAL;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));

goto restaurant;

pay->money = lover->money;

goto cinema;

touch++ ;


if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time == 9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;

if (highly-intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
goto home;

goto sleep;

if(mom.shouts ())
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||

if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
goto sleep;


Wednesday, January 18, 2006

WebComics - The Contemporary American Attitude

I cam across a website which posts comics every weekdays. The strips were quite funny and interesting. Some showed the American attitude towards life and each other. I think it is quite a good one to look at. Its fun to read though.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Rebellion in the Air

Do you consider yourself a rebel? Do you feel like smashing everything around you once in a while? Do you feel like you have got something deep inside you which you want to do or say in utter wildness?

If, my friend, you show all these symptoms, then you are a rebel of somekind. You oppose to what there already exists, do not agree with the existing philosophy and want to do things in your way.

This world has seen many rebels, great and small, Mao, Che Gue Vara etc to name the few. There are some baddies rebels as well - Hitler (what a great persona) leads them all. They are all correct in their own right, I am not the one to judge their deeds as they have lived their time here on earth and left quite an impression to the following generations. Most of them are iconized (except Hitler but I am not sure) by younger generations, especially by teens to show the rebel inside them.

Every person is a rebel in his/her own sense. Everybody has something that doesn't pleases him/her. So if they oppose, then they are rebel. To oppose is good as long as it is not violent. Don't care about what others thing.

Recently, in my generation, I have seen quite a lot of suppression. Guys and girls are remaining confined in themselves and are always hunting for new ways to shout out their mind, to express their hidden feelings and to say, "Hey! I don't care about you. I don't agree with you. Come and fight if you can." These suppressed minds are the dormant volcanoes with lots of undercurrent inside them. They can burst anytime, be violent and quite damaging at times.

I am not here to record the pros and cons of being a rebel cuz I am one of those. I am also a rebel because I don't like things are around me. Once in a while, I feel like shouting out loud or kick someone hard or do something like that and go insane. We cannot always be suppressed like we are now! We need to fight back for our freedom; the freedom to think, the freedom to do things on our own ways and to live our life as we want. But most of the times, we just cannot find the right way to channel out our expectations, desires and feelings to the people around us. I find myself in search of words while trying to explain to others what I feel and how I feel and how certain things make me feel. Thats our problem.

I have also seen some people channeling out their anger and frustration in different ways. I praise them as they have found out ways to express themselves. I am still in the chaos. At least they have tried to sort out things.

They always keep looking for ways to express their emotions and inner desires from different media. Mind you, their work is always off the track and to normal perceivers (generally, people older than us), things always seem crazy. They don't find us sane. But to us, those are the most innovative, creative and adorable things that our compatriots have done.

Recently, while browsing thru' some sites, I found a very provocative photograph, completely out and about rebellious as I think. I hope to share it with you guys. The link is for those who want to check it.

This is the new statue of liberty, red, standing for revolution, and a nude woman, standing for the mother of all things, nurturing the revolution in the air with all her soul and body.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Another Year gone

So another new year passed by me. This time around, it wasn't much fun at all. The last day of the last year was quite dull and boring for me. Sitting in home all day, listening to grundges of my mom and sister, I was feeling like going out, getting completely drunk and never look back. But things cannot be the way I think. If they were such, then it would be pretty nasty, everybody in their own world grumpling about everything, feeling sad all the time.

Well, finally in the evening, I got chance to get out of home and walk around the busy streets of Thamel (all alone, imagine this). I did enjoy it (have to say that anyway). Drank a couple of shots and then headed home.

Whenever I try to have some fun, it is always an issue back at home. They always keep holding me back. I want to grow out of every bondage I have, I want to become big and carefree and flying in 64bit colours, spreading my wings all over the world.

The last week of 2005 was quite a downtime for me. My dad had to undergo an operation, I was busy in that front.

Things never happen the way that makes me feel good and happy. I need something refreshing and cool.

Drinking isn't helping at all.

Valentine Rhymes......... (first post of 2006)

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime!