The Tiger

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Sardarji in Tiger

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter.
Once he went to a zoo. At that
time big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo
officials sent everyone out of
the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is
inside the zoo but wandering freely.
Zoo people requested Sardar to go inside and
trap the tiger in a cage.
Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in
his jeep carrying a big gun.
While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he
noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared
he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is
very
near
to the jeep.
At that time the road separated into two paths
ahead, one to the left and other to the right.
Then cleverly, Dhakaan Singh put the left indicator on
and turned the jeep to the road on right.
The tiger runs into the left path.
With a sigh of relief, he drove forward.
After some time the roads meet and the same
situation arises again. Once more the road divides into two and
this
time our Sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on
and
turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right
side.
After some time the roads meet again to our
Sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again.
This time the road never divides and our Sardar thought
the tiger would catch him.
Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep
taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held
his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles
which want to overtake.
The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and
runs forward and dissappears!
NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??
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MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too"