Three friends

Three very good friends named Barry, John and Rob were stranded on an island. One day they all found a lamp and rubbed it. Lo and behold, a genie apeared and gave each of them one wish.Barry thought for a second and then said,"I wish i lived on a island with twenty hot, horny chicks in a big house." John thought long and hard and then said,"I'm sick of the island so I wish I was in a big city penthouse with a billion dollars." Rob thought very long about what he wanted and then he started to cry. The genie asked,"What on earth is wrong?" Rob replied, still weeping,"I wish my friends were here!"

Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK)

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.