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Girls, please don't be offended by this picture. I had good laugh and eased me off a bit. Hope it does the same to you all.

Hospital Incident

Santa has been lying in hospital already for 5 days and he was too bored. He was in his oxygen mask and he called nurse and said something like "nurse could u please check my testicle if they are black " this nurse was new and she was shy . she left pretending that she heard nothing.
poor santa was too bored and called another nurse, he asked same thing " nurse colud u please check my testicle if they are black " the nusre opened his pant and after looking said yes they are black.
now it was too much for santa and he pulled his oxygen mask and yelled at nurse "COULD U PLEASE CHECK MY TEST RESULT IF THEY ARE BACK "

WHOSE THE WORKHORSE????

These days, especially after Tihar, I have been working like hell. I sit in front of computer all day long - I don't even get time to turn my head around. It has been quite tuff time. At the end of the day, I am completely exhausted and have difficulty in sleeping.

Anyway, time for fun, to relax my mind and to cool my head.

GOING DOWN AGAIN

After so many months, I am going down again. And this pass seems to last. From yesterday evening, I am feeling this way. I have to do something to get out of this shock. I need something to console myself.

Getting desparate isn't one of my nature, but right now, I am. Yes, I am frustrated, angry and desparate. I need a way out very soon. Its like a whirlpool that is pulling me down to an unknown infinity where I will completely collapse into nothing.

There are some ways out from this - some I don't like and some others don't like. So its like a deadlock. And I don't find any solution that will work for all.

I desperately need to do something to get out of this. I don't know what and how, I don't know who to talk to or where to go. I just need something right now.

As I have said before also, I don't find anyone around me when I need them the most. Thats the way it has been till now. I am there for everybody. But there is no one when I need.

All alone in the darkness ,
walking alone,
dreading the creatures lurking,
looking for way out,
but in vain,
there is no light,
and no hand,
to guide this poor creature,
out from the hell of darkness.

Birbal vs. Tansen

Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court.

However he had one longstanding wish- to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire.Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to

Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Tansen could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal 1000 gold coins for it. Tansen agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety.Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only in Tansen's mouth. Akbar summoned Tansen and for the next 4 hours Tansen violently sucked the queen's breasts.

Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but in his lust and since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact shooed him away. Tansen of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the emperor since he was instrumental in it himself. What Tansen did not know was what Birbal would do the next day.

Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar's underwear !!!!

Back from vacation, back to work and city life

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