A girl named Betty asked her very hot mother (with very HUGE breasts) for her to take a shower with her. The hot mother said no. "IF YOU DON'T LET ME TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU MOMMY, I WILL SCREAM SO HARD I WILL TURN BLUE, AND AFTER THAT, I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME!" Screamed little Betty. So, her mother said yes. "In one condition, you don't look up, nor down." Betty agreed.
Later, in the shower, Betty decided to look up. "What are those BIG things hanging down mommy? They look squishy! Can I touch?" She asked. Her mother responded: "They are... um... flashlights,and no you can't touch them because they're reserved for your father." Bett then looked down, an asked again what it was. "It is um... my garden." she responded. "It loks fluffy, can i pet your garden?" Her mother said no again because it was reserved for her father.
The next day, Betty asked her father if she could take a shower with him. He had a very big penus. He said no and again. Betty repeatd the same thing: "IF YOU DON'T LET ME TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU MOMMY, I WILL SCREAM SO HARD I WILL TURN BLUE, AND AFTER THAT, I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME!" So, her father said yes in one condition: "Do not lok down."
Later, in the shower, Betty looked down, and saw her father's penus. She asked, "Daddy, what is that? It looks life a hairy sausage!!! Can I take a bite??" Her father responded: "Um.. It's a... um... a snake! And no, you can''t take a bite!!! It's reserved for your mother."
That night, Betty was having a nightmare, so she went into her parents room and saw them having sex. Betty then screamed: "Mommy, Mommy! Turn on your flashlights! A snke is slithering into your garden!"
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