I was googling for my blog. I found some other blogs with the same name. Isn't it a copyright issue? Anyway, they were good to read. Here are the links:
http://hanisah1952.blogspot.com/
http://mabuhaypilipino.blogspot.com/
In this whole animal kingdom, I think it is only we humans who can laugh. This is rather unique of us. We cry, animals cry, we love, animals also love. But we laugh but animals don't laugh!!!! So here, I am trying to help you express this unique ability. The more you show it, the more it becomes fun. So, keep laughing.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Sunday, March 12, 2006
More Jokes on Sardar (copied from www.sajha.com)
1.
Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...
2.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
3.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
4.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
5.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."
6.
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!
7.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
8.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
9.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
10.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
11.
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
12.
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
13.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
14.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...
2.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
3.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
4.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
5.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."
6.
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!
7.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
8.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
9.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
10.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
11.
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
12.
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
13.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
14.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
New site for KUITES
Well, this is a link for all KU almunae. http://kuites.net. Its a cool site. Be a member, post whatever you want to. Have fun.
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