Shopping again????

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I do." The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?" The man replies, "No, I left it at home." The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog." A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter. The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?" The man replies, "Yes I do." The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?" And the man replies, "No, I left it at home." Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat." A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag. He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag. The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey." The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

Want to loose some weight????

There was this overweight man who desperately searched for the perfect diet. He searched and one day, found a real tempting ad in the news-paper. It simply stated that the company guaranteed desired weight loss or $1,000.00 back. So he decided to give it a try.
The first day, the weight loss center stuck him in a room with two beautiful blondes’ buttock naked. They were displaying a sign that read, "Catch me and I am yours for whatever". Well, he tried and after much running, he had lost 20 pounds.

Next time, he was placed in the same room, with 3 lovely gals - 2 blondes and a gorgeous red-head. Same thing, they all had signs on stating if they were caught, he could do whatever. Again, he tried but didn't catch them. But, he did lose another 15 pounds. Next week, he was placed in another room with a beautiful spanish gal and she had a sign on that stated- Catch me and I will do you forever. Well, he tried but failed. He lost 10 pounds in the process. Well again, he left empty handed.

The final and 4th week, he only had to lose five more pounds to meet his goal. He had nothing to lose. So, they stuck him in a room and locked the door. Low and behold, there was a 600 pound ugly fat-lady with a sign on her that read, "IF I CATCH YOU, YOU ARE MINE!"

POLITICAL SATIRE

Hi All again!
I created this blog only for laughter purpose. Well, it sometimes doesn't happen so. I happen to think a lot about the situation of our country as well apart from collecting and posting jokes.

Well to start with, Nepal is a mountaineous country with half the population living in the hills. Even after so called "democracy" was obtained from the Ranas half a decade ago, the country's half of the region is still not accessible by road - which is the first step towards mordenization and to development. Actually, all the development work is only focussed in the minority urban areas only. The citizen of the country in the discarded areas face severe medical and food shortage at times. Their produce, if there is any, also goes to drains. All this is because of no facility of transport.

In my understanding, transportation facility is the backbone of any development work.

The maoist movement in the rural areas of Nepal, is because the development has not reached those areas - which causes many deficiencies.

As Mao has said, a man is fully satisified when is stomach is full. I think this is the basic principle running the Maoist are gaining such a momentum.

I think we should follow this conventional but yet very much practical approach of Mao to our use. We should work hand in hand to feed our fellow countrymen and spread peace all over the nation.

With every fellow citizen in peace, we can then give momentum to the development work to promote our country in the global scenario.



I would like comments for this article as it is not a copy paste thing. This is what I think and what we should do.