funny facts

did you know??

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing
still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs

Cats and Dog

How Cats and Women Are Alike

1. They do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They're moody.

8. They leave hair everywhere.

How Dogs and Men Are Alike

1. Both keep moving...even when they are lost.

2. Both take up too much space on the bed.

3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner.

4. Both are threatened by their own kind.

5. Neither understands what you see in cats.

6. Both want dominance.

7. Both do the dishes by licking them clean.

8. Both chase cars.

9. The larger ones tend to drool.

10. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

whats the nationality

On a high hill top just outside of town sat a small house that had a red light on the front porch. There were three men in and/or around the house, the first man was running up the hill toward the house, the second man was in the house, and the third man was meandering down the hill away from the house. What is the nationality of the three men?

The first man, running up the hill toward the house, he be a Rushen.

The second men, the one in the house, Himalayen.

The third man, meandering down the hill away from the house, he be Finish.