Comments made by NBC commentators during 2004 Summer Olympics

1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."


5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British
crew."


8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"