Moral for late workers

It's half past 8 in the office, but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... and who's at work? Most of them???



Take a closer look... All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race...



Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors... and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses???



Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee. That is why I am working late... importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!



This is the scene in most research centres and software companies and other off-shore offices. Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office, just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...



Now what r the consequences... read on.



"Working" (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback (oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).



They aren't helping things too...To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!! Very soon, the boss starts expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.



So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and that's when the problem starts... because u start having commitments at home too.



For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers...



Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.



So what's the moral of the story???



Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"
Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.



There are hundred other things to do in the evening...Learn music... Learn a foreign language... try a sport...TT, cricket.........importantly Get a boy/girl friend take him/her around town...



And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.



Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: "Life's calling, where are you?"

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• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !

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• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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• Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

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• On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

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• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

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• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

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• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

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• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!